Friday, June 12, 2009

Twilight Parody Song lyrics

I was on twitter and @peterfacinelli was singing all the single ladies..haha...so i made up my own little song..all the twitter ladies..all the twitter ladies..if you love rob..hahahahhaha So I started looking around....here are some interesting Twilight Parodies!

CHAPTERS OF TWILIGHT SONG PARODIES!



Hey There Delilah by MissLadySesshomaru

Hey Edward Cullen
Whats it like to be a vampire?
When your hunting with your brothers
burning leeches in the fire
How does it feel?
Oh god how I wish you were real
I'll be your meal
Hey Edward Cullen
It's not nice of you to dazzle
all those unspecting fan girls
who wish to see you in a towel
Oh yes it's true
were all so in love with you
And Bella too.
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh Edward can't you see?
Oh Edward please bite me,
Edward please bite me.
Hey Edward Cullen
Changed my name to Bella Swan
Now I'm waiting in Forks High School
Asked some guy to run me over
with his van
Waiting for your helping hand
You'll be my man
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh why won't you just bite me?
Oh Edward can't you see?
Oh Edward please bite me,
Edward please bite me.
Now I'm sitting in the hospital
My doctor's name is Carlisle
Man this is getting hard for me to bare.
My niece Alice came to visit me,
she dressed me up for prom you see
I broke my leg so I could have a cast
I finally got a date today
He didn't sparkle I'm sad to say
I accidently called him by your name
and your to blame
Hey Edward Cullen
Heard that you were getting married
half expecting you would send me
an invite in the mail
I think its best
if I put my wedding dress to rest
I'm so obsessed.
Oh Edward marry me
Oh Edward marry me
Even though Im just fifteen
Oh Edward marry me.
Edward marry me.

Edward Cullen (heartless by kanye)
ft D-Mayne

Cullen Estate byPlanxty Lewis

Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is an old red truck
My life in forks is full of bad luck
And my friends are always staring at me

The newest kid at Forks High School
All these boys casting looks at me
Don’t want them, I want somebody
who sparkles in the sunlight

Cullen Estate - That's where I want to be! (Gimme Gimme)
Live at the Cullen Estate...
Cullen Estate – Chillin’ with vampire homies! (Gimme Gimme)
Live at the Cullen Estate...

Look at all those vampires
They're all so beautiful and hott
They prefer to drive fast cars
They always go camping a lot

I wanna live a life like that
I’ll even wear that stupid ring
Hang my picture on the wall
Cause I'm the new sibling!

Cullen Estate - That's where I want to be! (Gimme Gimme)
Live at the Cullen Estate...
Cullen Estate – Chillin’ with vampire homies! (Gimme Gimme)
Live at the Cullen Estate...

The truth is...I don't stand a chance
It’s something he won’t let me do...
And I just don't belong...

No I don't - I'm just a plain old, boring girl
And I will always be human
Unless Alice will help me out
Make me a Cullen

Cullen Estate - That's where I want to be! (Gimme Gimme)
Live at the Cullen Estate...
Cullen Estate – Chillin’ with vampire homies! (Gimme Gimme)
Live at the Cullen Estate...

Cullen Estate ,

Cullen Estate,

Cullen Estate,

Cullen Estate,

Live at the Cullen Estate


Bella Swan has got it going on by
Planxty Lewis


Bella Swan has got it goin' on
Bella Swan has got it goin' on
Bella Swan has got it goin' on
Bella Swan has got it goin' on

Bella, can I sit by you during school? (during school)
Heard you’re new in town, think you’re c-c-c-ool (think that you’re cool)
And you know that I’ll catch her if she trips (if she trips)
Could it be, that she is lookin’ for more than friendship? (more than friendship)

You know, I’ll bet those phoenix boys can’t compare to me
I'm lovesick for you, baby can't you see

Bella Swan has got it goin' on
She's something new, Forks has waited for so long
Bella, can't you see you're the perfect girl for me
I know it can’t be wrong cuz I'm in love with Bella Swan

Bella Swan has got it goin' on
Bella Swan has got it goin' on

Bella, will you go with me to the junior prom? (junior prom)
Or on a date holdin’ hands all night long (all night long)
When I see her in class I can’t help but stare (can’t help but stare)
I can’t concentrate, check out her gorgeous brown hair (gorgeous brown hair)

It felt great when I walked her to biology
And since Edward walked out, Bella could use a guy like me

Bella Swan has got it goin' on
She's something new, Forks has waited for so long
Bella, can't you see you're the perfect girl for me
I know it can’t be wrong, cuz I'm in love with Bella Swan

Bella Swan has got it goin' on
She's something new, Forks has waited for so long,
Bella can't you see you’re the perfect girl for me,
I know it can’t be wrong cuz oh oh
(I know it can’t be wrong)
I'm in love with (Bella Swan oh oh)
(Bella Swan oh oh)
I'm in love with Bella Swan

THIS ONE IS TOO FUNNY!!

BOYFRIENDby

Planxty Lewis


Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

You’re so sweet
I think you’re neat
You’re so rebellious
I know you like my body heat
It makes him jealous
He can’t do what I could do to make you feel alright
Don’t pretend I’m not your sun, just come to grips
And oh yeah
screw those Bloodsuckin’ leeches
I can tell you love me back and you know I’m right

He’s like so whatever
And probably a bed-wetter
I think you should dump the parasite now
And he knows that’s what I’m thinking ‘bout!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
Better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

I can see the way, I see the way he hurt you bad
And every time I think of him you know it makes me mad

I know you talk about me in your sleep again and again
you should never fear, told you I’d always be near
Better yet get your boyfriend out of here
I don’t want to hear you say his name ever again
(And again and again and again!)

He’s like so whatever,
And probably a bed-wetter!
I think you should dump the parasite now
And he knows that’s what I’m thinking ‘bout

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
Better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

When I get you you’ll feel how my kisses linger
Cause wolves can, cause wolves can do it better
When you gonna
just realize that he’s stinkin’?
He gave you up
What the hell was he thinking?!

When I get you you’ll feel how my kisses linger
Cause wolves can, cause wolves can do it better
When you gonna
just realize that he’s stinkin’?
He gave you up
What the hell was he thinking?!

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you love me
No way! No way!
better than those leeches
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your boyfriend

Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your boyfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your boyfriend


Hey There Isabella
byclick here to hear! :)

Hot n cold
by click here..goteamedward09
THAT LINK HAS LOTS OF SONGS BY CHAPTERS!! :)

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